Why are fish so smart?
Because they swim in schools
Where do fish keep their money?
In the river bank
What is the richest fish in the world?
A Goldfish
Which fish can perform operations?
A Sturgeon
What is the difference between a fish and a piano?
You can't tuna fish
Where do fish sleep?
In a river bed
And Ryan Newman's favorite -
What is the fastest fish in the sea?
Go-carp